For the first time in a quarter of a century I forgot to buy myself a gift... I can't believe it! You see I have a little tradition going - since me and my ex split up I'm buying myself a gift on his birthday. It really cheers me up and reminds me of an excellent decision I have once made (I'm the one who said 'good bye Charlie'). I was celebrating that faithfully for twenty four years and yesterday somehow I missed it.
So long my friends,